maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

(via undercover-witch)

kaliforhnia:

never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. 

(via owynsama)

char1ies:

from one really amazing fic

if i try retell in english it would be the worst thing in the whole world (-◞౪◟-)

on second Arthur says: DON’T COME CLOSER TO ME ANYMORE
and shit, i’m not sure that it sounds normal, i mean my translation (。ŏ﹏ŏ)

(via owynsama)

the-goddamazon:

qisimin:

bigassbarahands:

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

WARNING: Includes lemons AND LIMES AND A DASH OF MARGARITA SALT IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN *WINKWINKWINK* DON’T FLAME ME.

CONVERSATIONS IN THE AUTHORS NOTES BETWEEN THE “YAMI” AND THE “WRITER”

BRUH

(via owynsama)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via undercover-witch)

mcdonaldsstaff:

trying to get your crush’s attention like

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(via undercover-witch)

eggnoginfused:

I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”

(Source: achievementinfused, via undercover-witch)

jackalsprite:

cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 


Is that Grell

jackalsprite:

cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

Is that Grell

(Source: undeadmachinery, via ask-the-anon-fandom)

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

(Source: karenhurley, via ask-the-anon-fandom)

clan-khuleborough:

aequorin-fr:

huntingartfr:

I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea.

*not to scale

The Ridgeback one cracks me up. The Imperial one…earworm. Love it.

You had me at-

(via ask-the-anon-fandom)

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